Name the wonly part of the werld, where Malayalis don't werk hard? Kerala (Other plazes they do werk hard)Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding
and re-tying the lungi.
Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket? To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in the Gelff.
Why do Malayali's go to the Gelff?
To yearn meney.What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.
Why did the Malayali go to the concert in Rome?
Because he wanted to hear pope music.
What is Malayali management graduate called?
Yem Bee Yae.
Why did his wife divorce him?
Because he was louwing another woman.
Who found out that? His aandy. What does a Malayali do when he goes to America? He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren. What does a Malayali use to commute to office(oaffice) everyday?
Who is Malayali's fyamousu eactor end aectress? Geedha, Revadhi, Zilgsmidha end Ambiga.
Why Kerala is the heghly literate state in India?
Its easily giving Degree to get rid of the peapal from Kerala SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FOR ALL YOU CHAIN MAIL ADDICTS :
Please don't delete this file after reading, at least you
should send this as mail to: 10 Malayalis & you will receive cecenut oil 20 Malayalis and you will receive benena chips 40 Malayalis you will receive appams
Saturday, July 5, 2008
Posted by suresh kumar